Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Worst Jokes Ever
There were three guys stranded on a desert island. Each was granted one wish by a genie that found them. The first guy said, "I wish to go back home." The second guy says the same, and the third guy said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
Cleveland Browns