Worst Jokes Ever
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Why do pizzas not tell jokes?
They're too cheesy.