Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?

Jesus died a virgin.

Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?

It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.

What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?

Abortion of chips.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?

WATCH OUT!!!

I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

God: “Stephen, join us!”

*sees the staircase to heaven.*

Stephen: “Shit!”