What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Worst Jokes Ever
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
He's dead now.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.