Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
billie: hi.
me: You wanna hear a story?
billie: Yes, sure.
me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
kys
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.