Worst Jokes Ever
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
4chan
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Eli Tremain.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.