Worst Jokes Ever
Oof, you're gay!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Who am I sitting next to?
Your mom gay.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
"Nahtzee"
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
What is Jay?
Phat.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?
You untie the rope.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.