Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Louie being born.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Happiness.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
It's a RUF life in Africa.
Oliver Savage's life.