Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That it will never get old.

I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

What happens when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Hi, Dad.

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Dark humor is like a child with cancer...

Never gets old.

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.

What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?

The first is easier to bury.

Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."

Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.