Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.

This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"

"Of course," she says.

The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"

The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"

How do you know if a comedian is high?

Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

The letter M.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.

If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?

What do an abortion and a baby have in common?

The mom doesn't want either of them.

Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

Mother: He died.

Daughter: How did he die?

Mother: He never got recharged.

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  • A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).

    The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL

    THE END