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Worst Jokes Ever
Whatās black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
Havenāt they switched him off and then back on yet?
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.