Worst Jokes Ever
Beau Ruse is Gay.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Fuck you!
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"