Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
Your mam is gay.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
Pacman 200 balls