Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.