Worst Jokes Ever
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.