Worst Jokes Ever
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
Ghanshyam.
Lachlan's life.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."