Worst Jokes Ever
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
No, you!
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Me.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.