Worst Jokes Ever
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Me, myself, and I.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.