Worst Jokes Ever
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.