Worst Jokes Ever
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Duck my sick.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Never eat more than you can lift.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.