Worst Jokes Ever
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
9/11.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Sajan's Hairline