Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Ariana Grande
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.