Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.