Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
I'm psychicking your butt.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
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Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.