Worst Jokes Ever
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Justin.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”
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What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.