Worst Jokes Ever

How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?

Flip it over!

So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.

What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?

Beefthoven!

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Where did the cake sleep on the stove?

In a pan.

What do you call a bullet head?

JFK.

What goes up and down but stays in the same place?

Stairs.

What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?

The "Ching Chang Gang."

What is the smallest room in the world?

A mushroom.

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.

Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.

Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

Why didn’t the girl like stairs?

They were always up to something.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have schizophrenia,

And so do I.

Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks.