Worst Jokes Ever
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."