Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Trump.