What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is life?
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What do you call a retard?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Your mom.