Worst Jokes Ever
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
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What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Ya mums, ya dad.