How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Booooooooooooo!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.