Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person?
A person.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Cheesiest jokes.
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.