Worst Jokes Ever
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
KSI driving ability.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
9/11
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.