Worst Jokes Ever
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
Your mam is gay.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
Pacman 200 balls
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.