Worst Jokes Ever
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Incest is wincest.
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
This is American politics that is not true.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.