Worst Jokes Ever
My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
You know bins????
They're trash!
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
Why does the Sun go to school?
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.