Worst Jokes Ever
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Abortion is not a joke.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Caley's life.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.