Worst Jokes Ever
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Did you hear about the tomato and the lettuce race?
Well, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"
Girl: "Dude, this is a library."
Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
Asshole.
Ur mom gay, lol.
My dad died lol.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Roses are red, violets are violet.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!