How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Worst Jokes Ever
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Tilted Towers is gone.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.