Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

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    • A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

    What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

    I give a fuck if my computer crashes.

    So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

    Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?

    He won the No Bell Prize!

    A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.

    The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."

    Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."

    Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

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