Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
Oliver Savage.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
Jake Paul
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
America.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Hillary Clinton
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.