Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.