Worst Jokes Ever
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
The person who is reading this.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.