Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!