Worst Jokes Ever
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
Verga.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
Wow, that is so sunny!
Your face and your life.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.