How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Worst Jokes Ever
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Sajan's Hairline
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.