Worst Jokes Ever
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
Ghanshyam.
Lachlan's life.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.