Worst Jokes Ever
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Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
You are all going to be pun-ished!
These aren't funny.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
You are the joke.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
priyanka
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"But I'm not dead yet!"
"But we're not there yet."