Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
My friend had a drink called Quick Start, so I said, "That's a quick start to the morning!"
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
modern feminism.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.