Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"