Worst Jokes Ever
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!
Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!
Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...
Mom:....
But why?
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Gay shit.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
PhashaunAnimationz
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."