Worst Jokes Ever
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Ariana Grande
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.