Worst Jokes Ever
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Justin.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”
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What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.