Worst Jokes Ever
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have schizophrenia,
And so do I.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
3+3=****
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.