Worst Jokes Ever
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
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Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."