If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
A blind guy walks into a bar.