Worst Jokes Ever
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.
Sans
Why is Earth flat?
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Why?