Worst Jokes Ever
Tuxedos suit you.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
He he he.
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Don't bully. Lol.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.