Worst Jokes Ever
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
My life, lmao.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
This is funny.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.