What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
Worst Jokes Ever
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
You're not my dad.
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!