Worst Jokes Ever
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.