Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Batman vs Superman?
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
Hi, my name is Bob.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
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