Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
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If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Black dog is gay.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Fuck u!
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.