Worst Jokes Ever
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?