What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Worst Jokes Ever
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
what's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Kids?
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.