Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.