Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I know he LCD'd them and all, but I have been tripping all day.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
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What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
I'm sorry m8.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Jake Paul is some ass.
shaenaya