Worst Jokes Ever
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
No, I don't want to.
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
Hmmm.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
I got nothing.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.