Worst Jokes Ever
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Johnny Johnny?
Yes pa pa.
Eating sugar?
Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Hi. I am Joe.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
I have friends.
Boggy
I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.