Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
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Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.