Worst Jokes Ever
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
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The rapists!
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
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What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.