Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.
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What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
I'm psychicking your butt.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.