Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
I was eating this girl out the other day and I tasted horse semen... I looked up at the girl and said “that’s how you died, grandma!”
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
Your mom.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Go commit neck rope.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Beans
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.