Worst Jokes Ever
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
"Tayam, I am."
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
Psyonix's OCE servers.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."