There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
Louie's parents tried this.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
There are more than 2 genders.
Louie's IQ.