Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”
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What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!