Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

Mother: He died.

Daughter: How did he die?

Mother: He never got recharged.

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  • A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).

    The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL

    THE END

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  • Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"

    Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!

    Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!

    Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...

    Mom:....

    Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

    "Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"

    "To the morgue."

    "What? But I’m not dead yet!"

    "And we’re not there yet."

    What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?

    They both choose who they want.