Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
Worst Jokes Ever
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Beau Ruse is Gay.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Fuck you!
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.