I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"
The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."
The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw