How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
Worst Jokes Ever
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
bradley
My life </3 XD :'(
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
A woman comes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I have cancer." The doctor checks it out. "It’s all in your head," the doctor says. "Phew," said the woman. "A bunch of tumors, all in your head."
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.