Worst Jokes Ever
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
My dad hits me :(
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Me and my friend were duck hunting.
He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
Fuck burger.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?